- iPod: It’ll break in a year, but by then you’ll want the new one.
- Apple: You think you need it, we know you just want it.
- Samsung: Didn’t you mean to buy Sony?
- Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.
- Hummer: Get the attention you’ve always craved.
- While filling up the gas tank again.
- Taco Bell: You’re drunk and we’re still open.
- Zipcar: So convenient that you’ll ignore the high rates AND the dog hair.
- Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!
- UHaul: We don’t guarantee availability because we can get away with it.
- PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, we’ll keep making them.
- Ben and Jerry’s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?
- Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.
- McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.
- Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available.
Monday, August 04, 2008
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